Star Wars Jokes

If you are the true Star Wars fan, if you can’t imagine your life without princess Leia, Luke and R2D2, if you consider the franchise to be the greatest of all times, these jokes are for you! If you heard about some main characters, but have never watched any of the episodes, just make the things right, watch the movies and come back to us! The puns we collected for you will definitely make you stay on the light side. So don’t waste time, relax and enjoy the list of the best jokes about Ewoks, Jedi, Chewbacca, Jawas, and a lot of other beloved characters and races. Don’t get greedy – share them, tell the jokes to your best friends and loyal Star Wars fans!

Bad Star Wars Jokes

If you can’t imagine your life without this cult franchise, you will like these bad puns. Even though they definitely aren’t sweet or kind, they will make you have a good laugh! Finally, dark humor is often better than any other!

  • How long does a jedi sleep? One jedi night.
  • Two droids were talking.
    One says to the other, “Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?”
    And the other answers, “Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg.”
  • Why did Darth Vader go to the music store? To find the hidden rebel bass.
  • What do you call an Italian crime lord that lives on Tatooine? Pizza Hutt
  • I’m trying to think of a good joke about star wars. But they all seem too forced.
  • Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?  A: Time to get a new chronometer.
  • Life would be better if instead of arguing, people lightsaber battled each other.
  • Q: What did Finn do after the Force Awakened him? A: Rose
  • “Uh, excuse me, is that crossguard lightsaber for sale?”
    “Nah man, it’s fo’ Ren.”

Funny Star Wars Jokes About Ewoks

Even though Ewoks are not the most strange and epic race of Star Wars universe, these teddy bears remain the favorite characters of the films for many fans. They are as cute, as dangerous, being able even to throw Stormtroopers! No matter if you like them or hate them, you’ll like the jokes about Ewoks!

  • Two Ewoks invited an Imperial Officer to lunch. Afterwards, one remarked to the other “Gotta love white meat.”
  • What did the Ewok who first became aware of the Imperial presence on Endor say?
    “The British are coming! The British are coming!”
  • What’s the only thing in the galaxy no Imperial has ever seen? A dead Ewok.
  • What is four feet tall, has wide eyes, and only three fingers? An Imperial guest of honor at the Ewoks’ celebration feast.
  • Q: How do Ewoks contact each other when they’re apart? A: Ewokie Talkies
  • An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”
    The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
    “Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
  • How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.
  • What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside.

Top Funny Star Wars Jokes

Even at Christmas, Star Wars fans remain to be fans! Santa, reindeer and little elves are undoubtedly super-cute, but we should not forget about Darth Vader! Prove your loyalty to this epic story and entertain your friends and relatives with the best jokes!

  • Luke and Vader are sitting around the Christmas tree
    Vader: Luke! breathing I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
    Luke: How could you know?
    Vader: breathing Because I felt your presents.
  • What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader? A: Merry Sithmas.
  • What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune? Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way…
  • What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? First hors d’oeuvres.
  • A book never written: “How to Talk Like Yoda” by Ajedi I. Am.
  • Which Jedi became a rock star? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
  • What do you call Boba Fett if he was ready? Boba Set
  • Q: What did Darth Vader say as he added salt to Lando’s soup? A: I am altering the meal, pray I don’t alter it any further
  • Why should you never tell jokes on the falcon? The ship might crack up.

The Funniest Chewbacca Jokes

Even those who have never watched the episodes know who Chewbacca is! This huge and hairy character made his race really famous! No doubts, Wookies are the most distinctive race! Strong and flammable, but loyal, they are the perfect creatures to make fun of!

  • Q: What do you call it when a wookie gets to play the guitar alone onstage? A: A Han Solo
  • Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
  • Q:What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? A: Wookieeleaks
  • Yo mama so hairy she’s related to chewbacca.
  • Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?  A: Chewie!
  • To celebrate Star Wars we baked some “Wookie Cookies”. They were a little on the Chewy side.
  • How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key.
  • Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?
    Anakin: Wookiee steak.
    Luke: Is it any good?
    Anakin: It’s a little chewy.

Darth Vader Jokes And Puns

Luke, I am your father! The character who said these words is the most recognizable and even beloved villain of all times. His pass was long, and his evolution is frightening, but still, despite our fear and respect, we can still have a good laugh at Darth Vader!

  • As a Disney character what song would Vader sing? A: “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”.
  • Q: What do you call potatoes that have turned to the Dark side?
    A: Vader Tots
  • Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
    A: An ele-Vader.
  • Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.
  • How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side.
  • What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction? “What is thy bidding, my master?
  • What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  • Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch? A: I find your lack of face disturbing

Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes

Oh, what can be better than classics? Knock-knock jokes never go out of style as well as Star Wars gags! Be sure that fans were more than creative when playing the words! Check the best puns we collected especially for you!

  • KNOCK, KNOCK.
    Who’s there?
    Maida.
    Maida who?
    Maida force be with you!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bb-8.
    Bb-8 who?
    Bb-8 nobody, I hope! That would be gross!
  • KNOCK, KNOCK.
    Who’s there?
    Padme.
    Padme who?
    Padme down if you have to, but let me in!
  • KNOCK, KNOCK.
    Who’s there?
    Obi-Wan.
    Obi-Wan who?
    Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob.
  • KNOCK, KNOCK.
    Who’s there?
    Yoda.
    Yoda who?
    Yoda leh ee-hoooo!
  • KNOCK, KNOCK.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke
  • KNOCK, KNOCK.
    Who’s there?
    Vader.
    Vader who?
    Vader minute while I choke this guy.
  • KNOCK, KNOCK.
    Who’s there?
    Ewok.
    Ewok who?
    Ewoked the door! Wet me in!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boba Fett.
    Boba Fett who?
    Boba Fett my goldfish.

Star Wars Birthday Puns

If your friend is the true fan of the franchise, forget about standard super-cute greeting cards. Here the best congrats to him or her are! Feel free to use them to show your closest person how much his or her interests matter for you! Not fond of question-answer jokes? The most epic franchise ever is not only the dramatic and adventurous story – its characters also have the sense of humor! Just check these funny quotes only the fans of the episodes will understand!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
  • A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, you were born!
  • The force is strong in you, so fart outside if you’re gonna let rip!
  • We almost forgot your birthday but your mum reminded us, she’s a true lightsaber.
  • Shut Him Up Or Shut Him Down. Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back
  • R2-D2, You Know Better Than To Trust A Strange Computer! C-3PO, Empire Strikes Back
  • Traveling Through Hyperspace Ain’t Like Dusting Crops, Farm Boy. Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back
  • A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, “Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!”
    The Hutt says, “You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?”

Jedi Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Jedi are commonly associated with wisdom, strength, loyalty, and honor. Come on, that makes the jokes about them even funnier! Masters are undoubtedly great characters, but they still have traits you can take a good laugh at! Lightsabers have already become the canonic attributes not only of Jedi, but also of the franchise itself. They are undoubtedly cool, but this fact definitely doesn’t deter the fans from creating the jokes about them!

  • Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A: A Sith-Kabob!
  • Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber? A: Obi Wan Baloney.
  • Unless you’re a Jedi and it’s a lightsaber, nothing looks good hanging off your belt.
  • Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
  • Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side.
  • Q: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? A: In the Sith Grade.
  • Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
  • Q: Why is a Jedi knight never lonely? A: Because the Force is always with him

Hilarious Star Wars Puns

May the 4th is the special day for Star Wars lovers. It’s the interpretation of the phrase may the force be with you, and this means a lot! This date is celebrated all over the world, and fans can help making fun of that!

  • Narrator: The Jedi celebrate Independence Day on Nabbo. Yoda: Beautiful day it is. Anakin Skywalker: It really is. Obi Wan Kenobi: There is only one thing I should say. Yoda and Anakin: What? Obi Wan Kenobi:”May the fourth be with you “.
  • Comic Con should be on May the 4th.
  • How many Emperor Palpatines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two. One to trick Anakin into doing it and another one to scream, “UNLIMITED POWWERRR!!!”
  • What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe!
  • What Do Gungans Put Things In? Jar Jars
  • A woman doesn’t become a jedi, until she’s good and Reydy.
  • Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-wan Kenobi
  • You haven’t heard any good Star Wars jokes? You must be looking in Alderaan places

Dirty Star Wars Jokes

Undoubtedly, it’s hard to say that the franchise has some dirty moments, but still, it has a lot of grown-up admirers, who can interpret the characters’ words in their own way. Here are some quotes that may seem naughty and funny, especially without the context.

  • ‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’
  • ‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’
  • ‘Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!’
  • ‘That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.’
  • What did Admiral Ackbar say when he walked into his teenage son’s room? IT’S A FAP
  • How many sith does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they love the dark side!
  • Why did the emperor wear robes when he got out of shower? So nobody could see his dark side.
  • Unless you’re a Jedi and it’s a lightsaber, nothing looks good hanging off your belt.

R2D2 C3PO And Droids Jokes

When celebrating the special day, the day of the most epic and loved series, the jokes about droids and stormtroopers are more topical than ever. Just check these gags out and feel free to share on Facebook or Twitter. Your friends will definitely like them! R2d2 is probably the most famous robot in the world. Being a hero and a friend of the best characters, he became the most favorite character for a lot of franchise fans, including Ewan McGregor. But still, the fans create numerous jokes to make laugh at this iron cutie!

  • Q: What do you need to reroute droids? A: R2-Detour!
  • Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Arrrrr2-D2
  • “Luke…did you know R2D2 used to work for me? …He asked to be paid under the table.”
  • Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? A: Because he’s always making new friends!
  • Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner? A: The appetizer.
  • Q: Why shouldn’t R2D2 be allowed in movies? A: He says so many foul words they have to bleep everything he says!
  • What did they call the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid? C-through-PO.
  • Two droids are arguing over which one is better. The protocol droid said that astromechs are not better than protocol droids. The astromech says “We are, too!”

Best Star Wars Jokes For Kids

This franchise is as great for adults as for kids. Some of the puns are too dirty for little fans, but we collected some jokes that will make the child laugh and won’t damage his or her vision of the world.

  • Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant? A: Darth Waiter
  • Q: What did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball? A: He was making too many wookie mistakes.
  • Q: What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? A: I yam your father.
  • Who are the best smelling soldiers in Star Wars? The Cologne Troopers.
  • What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? “Use the horse, Luke!”
  • Where did Luke get his bionic hand? The second hand store.
  • What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
  • What do you call Boba Fett if he was something that makes you fly? Boba Jet

Star Wars Dark Side Jokes

We collected some good jokes especially for Star Wars fans. There is a huge variety of topical puns, but we tried to gather the best ones. Just relax and enjoy funny gags about the film you adore!

  • Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side.
  • Q: And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab? A: Because he’s always a little short.
  • Q: How do you get down from a bantha? A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.
  • The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
  • What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy? The Phantom Venice.
  • Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  • Why was Palpatine in control of the Senate? Because he IS the Senate.
  • Q: What did the Sith repairman say when the client doubted he needed a new roof? A: Search your ceiling, you know it to be true

Star Wars Yoda Jokes

The wiser of the wisest, the braver of the bravest, master Yoda is the most recognizable film character ever. His way of speaking, his height – all that makes him special and, of course, funny!

  • Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.
    Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, “Have a dollar do you? A little short I am.”
  • Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener? A: Because he has a green thumb.
  • Q: Why did Yoda cross the road? A: Because the chickens Forced him to.
  • Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? A: Because he’s always a little short.
  • Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test? A: Do well, you will do!
  • Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
  • Q: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy? A: A yo-yoda
  • Q: What did Yoda say when he gave Luke Skywalker his sports car? A: May the Porsche be with you

The Best Star Wars Puns Ever

Do you think that Star Wars is the serious adventurous franchise? Wrong! It can be really hilarious due to the efforts of fans who have a great instinct for comedy! Just enjoy the best puns about your favorite movie! It seems that it’s pretty hard to make fun of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mentor of Luke, strong and wise man. However, we still have his name! Great wordplay allowed creating the great puns we gathered for you!

  • What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw something in the toilet? IT’S A CRAP
  • Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes? A: To get to the other side.
  • Q: Who tries to be a Jedi? A: Obi-Wannabe
  • Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi? A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
  • Q: What do Jedi use to view PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
  • Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
  • Where do Sith shop?
    The Maul.
    Everything is half price.
  • Why was the Battle Droid not invited to the LGBTQ party? He was CISgendered

Cheesy And Corny Star Wars Jokes

Looking for some corny jokes about your beloved characters? Here they are! Only true fan of the episodes will get the puns! So, if you haven’t watched these films yet, drop everything you are doing and do it! Wanna some cheesy jokes? We have some for you! Just enjoy them and tell some to your friends. No one will be angry for making fun of the beloved characters if the puns are really funny!

  • Q: What’s the internal temperature of a tauntaun? A: Lukewarm
  • Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight A: A Sithy.
  • Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
  • Jabba the Hut is fat.
    How fat is he?
    So fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “that’s no moon.”
  • The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.
    “Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”
  • What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Bow ties, of course!
  • Q: Why is a gossip magazine like the Imperial Fleet? A: They’re both full of star destroyers
  • What Do You Call A Bounty Hunter From The South? Bubba Fett

Clever Star Wars Puns

Some people consider Star Wars fans to be nerdy, but this means they can make really clever jokes! Just check these puns out – some of them sound like the life slogans of franchise admirers! Here are also some clean and nice jokes you can easily tell children as well as adults. Be sure that your friends will be grateful if you send them some on the social networks and make them smile today!

  • You can tell a lot about somebody based on what color lightsaber they choose.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, get a lightsaber and try again.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t like Star Wars, there’s something wrong with you.
  • Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
    A: Because they have patients (Jedi need patience).
  • Q: What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
    A: Use the fork Luke.
  • Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey through the forest?
    He probably just wanted a girlfriend. After all, he’d Ben Solo for so long…
  • Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? Because they always end up in a TIE.
  • Q: What do you call Jabba the Hutt’s slave dancer when she’s in France? A: Oolala!

Cool Star Wars Jokes About Stormtroopers

These guys are the result of so-called evolution and hard training, being the most skilled and frightening soldiers of Empire. However, who said that the fans couldn’t make some jokes about them? Enjoy these ones and may the 4th be with you!

  • Q: What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper? A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
  • Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb? A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
  • Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down? A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.
  • I threw a stormtrooper into the lake and he sunk like a clone.
  • What is a Stormtrooper’s favourite TV show? Game of Clones.
  • Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down? A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.
  • Q: What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper? A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
  • I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.

Star Wars Jokes About Han Solo and Chewie

‘Uhhhhr Ahhhhr’ is everything we can hear from this character. However, he still remains to be the favorite characters for many franchise lovers being the symbol of Star Wars. It seems that people never stop making jokes about him, and that’s undoubtedly great!

  • What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie.
  • Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks
  • Don’t like gluten-free wookiee treats….. they’re a little Chewy.
  • What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock? “Never sell me the cods!”
  • Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? A: So it doesn’t Hang So-low
  • What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo.
  • Q: Why is Han such a loner? A: Because he’s Solo.
  • Q: What do you call Chewbacca’s half-bird, half-robot pet?
    A: A Cy-porg

Star Wars Dad Jokes

Sometimes it seems that the films’ admirers have the boundless imagination! Just take a look at these name interpretations – they will definitely make you laugh. Who knows, maybe you’ll get some inspiration and become the author of the next funny pun?

  • Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
  • Q: What do you call a nervous Jedi? A: Panicking Skywalker.
  • What did Admiral Ackbar say when he found a tool used for exploring? IT’S A MAP
  • Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? A: “The”
  • Parker: What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?
    Scotty: That’s a tough one.
    Parker: Pada-wonton soup!
  • A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”
    “I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
  • What’s a Rebel’s favorite TV talent show? X-Wing Factor.
  • Q: What kind of money do they use in space? A: Star-bucks

Star Wars One Liners

We like the franchise, we adore it, we pray for Star Wars, but all this does not mean we’ll stop making fun of them. Humor is just the other form of admiration that shows our love for all the awesome characters and their adventures! Oh, those mysterious Jawas! No one knows how they look under their hoods, but we know a lot about their history and traits, and that’s enough to make some really funny jokes!

  • Q: What happens if Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A: It’s a little on the DARK side.
  • Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties? A: A bow TIE.
  • Q: What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has? A: Baby Jawas.
  • Two Jawas walk under a bar.
  • Q: What’s a Jawa’s favorite pasta? A: Rotini!
  • Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender? A: “Give me a beer and a mop.”
  • What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A millennium falcon!
  • Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
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