Ford Jokes

Having a car is convenient. Having a car is supremely perfect. Unfortunately, everything demands the special service, and the most expensive automobiles should be “treated” even more carefully. Though it is supposed that the cars of the luxury segment are of high quality, they sometimes turn to be the real catastrophes. The Fords, being ones of the most popular vehicles, have the same lacks, what unleash an ironical reaction (as we can only laugh when it is getting worse) and dare a lot of lulz and jokes. Here are some of Ford ones.

Yep, there are the cases when you should make efforts to make your car work, but Fords are among the most troublesome things the car owners ever had! What can they do? Just push it and joke at the situation.

“Why do they fit heated tailgates to luxury Ford trucks? To keep your hands warm when you pushed them.”
“What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley is much easier to push.”

When there is no time and energy to crack long jokes (as you have push pushed your car to the top of the hill), but there is the highly sarcastic mood – just call to mind these abbreviation definitions.

“FORD – Factory Ordered Road Disaster”
“FORD – Fixed Or Repaired Daily!”
“FORD – Found On Rubbish Dump”

If you are afraid of the fury of the Ford owners after your direct disses, play with words! Until the moment they realize that you tease them, you will be able to run far away.

“What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A Fjord Escort.”
“What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.”

The wave of Ford anti-fans becomes bigger and bigger every year. We should notice that this wave has pretty cool sarcastic jokes in the archives!

“What’s the difference between a ford and a Mormon? You can shut the door on a Mormon!”
“What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it? A lie.”
“Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed? It improves the Chevy tow truck’s fuel consumption.”

It is so cool to tease the Ford owners when you have a car of another brand, but be careful! The Ford fans have the perfect sense of humor. Otherwise, they did not buy the Fords.

“What is the Ford owner’s most ardent wish? To buy a car.”
“How do you make a Ford go faster downhill? Turn off the engine.”

There is no life without a battle – and this is between Dodge and Ford. These companies are too different to be compared, though people can turn into reality everything! In form of jokes, but still.

“The people who say they would rather push a Ford than drive a Holden usually do.”
“FORD – Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge”

These are the two huge companies that are constantly comparing their products. Their fans do the same, however, Fords get much more attention and puns like these.

“Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed? It improves the Chevy tow truck’s fuel consumption.”
“What did the Ford say to the Chevy? Would you like a tow home?”

The Ford company has pretty much of experience: it was founded long ago. So long ago that someone supposes the Pithecanthropus could drive it – and the Fords haven’t changed since that time and will never change in future.

“What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive? A ford of course, and it ain’t much different now!”
“What is the aim of a Ford project car? An attempt to keep their car running.”

One can say that there exists the game – a person gives an abbreviation, and the others try to make as many funny meanings of it, as they can. To play with the FORD acronym is totally kicking off!

“FORD – Flintstone Or Rubble Driven”
“FORD – Forward Only, Reverse Defective”

The car crashes can blow everyone’s mind, but the Ford owners certainly know that they can get a heart attack and get mad every second they drive their auto. At least, we think they can get.
Eminent Ford Insults Pictures
Ford Insults Pictures

Actually, we can make the two meanings of the word “gay” – but we decided to kill the two birds with one stone and picked both, mixing the pansy boys-drivers of the Fords and just lolable pics.
Funny Gay Ford Humor Pics
Gay Ford Humor Pics

The funny sayings can be really stunning. Check out these ones – we suppose that they can be included in the Ford jests top list.

“Why do the new FORD Explorers have larger bumpers? To make it easier on the towe trucks.”
“This is Holden country and on quiet nights you can hear Fords rusting.”

The line of pickups is also the subject of the jokes. Well, if laughing at the company, remember all the cars it makes! Especially the most popular ones.

“What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads? Max speed – 60 km/h – Fords do best you can.”
“What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford’s user’s manual? The train & bus schedule.”

There are the rumors that the Fords brake so frequently that there should be always a track behind them. We hope, it is not true, although the jokes try to prove the opposite.

“Buy a Ford and you buy the ‘best’. Drive a mile and walk the rest.”
“Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Fords? So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.”

Those, who say proudly that they hate Fords are definitely brave and bold persons. There are so many adorers of these cars that the pride and honor would melt away when escaping from an infuriated Ford-lovers’ crowd.

“Driving a ford is like the special Olympics…. even if you win you’re still a retard”
“Friends don’t let friends drive Fords.”

What can be better than the images with the minimalistic Ford sign and some ironic quotes? We suppose – nothing, so share it with you with pleasure.
What Does Ford Stand For Funny
What Does Ford Stand For Funny Picture

The Ford owners usually joke at their cars by themselves, but save you the God if you think that you can laugh out loud at their beloved vehicles in their presence! Just keep in mind these disses and enjoy the silent ridicules.

“Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways? So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.”
“What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill? A Miracle.”
“How do you double the value of a Ford Icon? Full the tank with petrol.”

Some creative minds could hit upon the idea to define the abbreviations the way they see. To be honest, it is really funny and inspires to think over the meanings of the acronyms we meet in ordinary life.

“FORD – Formed Of Rejected DNA”
“FORD – Fast Only Rolling Downhill”
“FORD – Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline”

Making fun of Ford speed capabilities is always cheering up the process. Just imagine, how many jokes you will be able to say when driving your snail car!

“Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not? Because Opel can’t get anything to run that slow.”
“What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.”
“How long does it take for a ford falcon to drive from Sydney to Melbourne? Depends on how fast the car carrier takes to get there!”

Ford Mustang is a cult car in some degree, however, the jokes about this Ford company product became the classic also. We can joke at Mustangs forever, just like this auto will probably exist.

“Mustang – pissing off the neighborhood since 1964”
“What should the Ford Mustang really be called? The Ford Rustang.”

Only when we compare things, we can appraise them. We laughed out loud when saw these ford haters’ sayings. Feel the difference!

“What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside.”
“What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office? It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.”

Well, the dirty disses can really touch the dirt. It is not a joke – the Fords cannot be sexy or arousal at all, as the anti-fans believe; but dirty – of course. Especially after a usual brake and shameful calling for the trucks.

“That’s not a leak… My Ford’s just marking its territory!”
“What’s worse than a missing toilet bowl? Driving a Ford.”

It is a real surprise for us, why did the jokers choose an unhappy chicken to be the part of these puns, though we should say it perfectly highlights the dullness of the situations depicted.

“Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because his F150 got stuck.”
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To push he’s FORD F150 back into the dealer’s show room.”
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