White Ppl Jokes

  • What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
  • What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?” A contestant.
  • What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
  • How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months.
  • What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour.
  • How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
  • Why shouldn’t white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
  • what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
  • What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.
  • How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
  • What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
  • What does a white lady make for supper? Reservations.

White Ppl Jokes