White People Jokes

Starting to read this article, take off your tolerance put it on the table near your PC, and take on your sense of humor, as today we are talking about the white people and the weird, cool, dirty, and, finally, racist jokes! Well-weighted moral values are the perfect things, but they should not prevent you from laugh – especially if you just read the puns without using them in life to offend the people. Well, you can, actually, use all the presented here teasing sayings, but we will not be responsible for your health! Though, your life, your choice (sixty seconds, huh). We hope that you will enjoy the jokes we have picked for you, in spite of the morality and social standards that surround you every day.

Really Good Racist Jokes

It is not a mistake – the title says that there really exist the really good racist jokes! Actually, there are cool jokes anywhere and concerning any topic, so we advise you just sit comfortably and scroll this page calmly – we did the best we can to entertain you with such a controversial thing as racism!

“How do you piss off a white person? Call him a racist.”

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“When a white person delivers an Asian baby:

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White person: “Congratulations he looks like your husband… mom… cousin… uncle… neighbor…”

Yo Mama So White Jokes

What a joke without teasing yo parents, bruh! Honestly, these are ones of the best puns we have ever seen – it is a true classic, that will be popular forever, as it will always touch your feelings (and your Snow White mama).

“Yo momma so white, she uses cocaine for makeup.”

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“Yo mama is so white, she blinded the angels.”

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Funny White Man Jokes

Lol, these comparisons seem to be ingenious! They are short but acute, rough and close to the reality. Come on, do not get angry and get rid of the senseless disputes – these are funny things, so why should we avoid the topic, if it brings a bit of laugh?

“What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA”

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“What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour”

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Jokes About White People

Teasing the whites turned into a tendency in the modern world. The Afro-Americans are finally sick and tired of the racism that followed their steps for the decades, and they have started to act against the stable racial regime with their tough humor. And this humor is knocking off!

“How do you know Noah was a White man? No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!”

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“What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.”

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Racist Cracker Jokes

We are sure that you felt the desire to crack a racist joke, being in a group of black people. You should know that they definitely feel similar aspiration when seeing a group of “snowflakes” like you! The skin color does not prevent a person from having a little archive of puns, does it?

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“Why do white people own so many pets? Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.”

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“What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.”

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Racist Jokes Against White People

Joke for freedom! Sometimes the white people teasing looks like a weapon, just like the voting was once. If you are adequate enough for not to express physical aggression – just take these sayings with you, when going to work or wherever you can go. Keep them and use, if needed.

“What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you””

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“What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions? He writes a letter.”

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Roasting Jokes for Black People

The blacks seem to be more tough and strong than the whites. Well, they suppose it is true, and it is often proved in practice. The Afro-Americans tend to highlight their power even when speaking, and you can even hear similar puns if being among them. Of course, if you are “a crybaby” or “snow” representative.

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“What do you call a white person when he’s mad? A crying baby.”

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“What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.”

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Disturbed Jokes

Yep, there exists the group named Disturbed. It was also disturbed by the racism jokes (we hope the musicians have no relations to these sayings). Well, it is nice to use the famous names in the jokes to make them more popular, though the group can turn to be much more tolerant than the author of the second joke and will come to kick his or her butt.

“They had a lot of inside jokes about white people. It kind of disturbed me.”

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“A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.”

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White Boy Jokes

Woo-ho, these puns are really powerful! We highly recommend not to use them when speaking with the new white people group you have just come in, as you will certainly get some painful punches and probably, even will get rid of the desire to joke for a long time.

“What’s orange white and very beautiful? A white boy on fire.”

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“Why can’t white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.”

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Stupid Racist Jokes

The stupidity can be met in any sphere, and, unfortunately, there exists a great number of dull disses. It is like you offend a girl you like instead of impressing her. Well, you can apologize for your behavior, but several stupid puns will grant you with the reputation of a moron or a jerk. Be careful!

“Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.”

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“What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces.”

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“White people think T-shirts are underwear.”

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Dirty White Jokes

All of us know that there is no innocent person in the world. Saying “innocent” we mean “free from the seven deadly sins”, of course. Well, if you bold enough to laugh at the people’s races, you can finally cross the border and add some dirty things to your jokes. Just like in these sayings, inter alia.

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“What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!”

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“What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch? The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.”

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“What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!”

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Racist White Person Joke

Reading these one-liners, we felt the sarcasm and irony – it can happen that the authors of these jokes experienced some aggressiveness from the side of the whites and decided to answer in such unhazardous way. We can only say that it was a right decision, as answering furiously usually results in real troubles.

“What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.”

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“What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?” A contestant.”

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White People Insults

There should be several idiotic sayings – at least we supposed that they are always needed, just to show in contrast what is a good humor, and what is not a humorous thing at all. These two puns are the perfect examples of the latter category.

“What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!”

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“Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.”

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White Ppl Jokes

Tell us, is there a sphere Chuck Norris is not mentioned, laughed, teased or just met? And prove, can there be jokes that do not touch the laws and the whites’ attitude to them? Honestly, we have already seen that both, Chuck Norris and the legal affairs will be always the elements of the good jokes, just like these ones.

“What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.”

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“Chuck Norris can’t be racist, because to him there are no people, just light, and dark targets.”

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Funny White People Insults

The Afro-Americans seem to be the real comedians, otherwise, the white people teasing will not be as funny as it is! Perfect jests, guys, you can notice things that the whites cannot!

“What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake”

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“Why can’t white people play chess? Because they’ve been taught that all white pieces are kings.”

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White People One-Liners

Have no time to say a long anecdote? Take these one-line jokes and crack them when you are running from the crowd of the furious white people, angry with your previous prolonged teasings!

“What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers”

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“What’s the difference between a working white man and a working black man? The White man is working legally.”

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Racist White Jokes One Liners

We adore this nice manner to joke: start cheering the group of the people with a question? These questions are always rhetoric, but it is still funny when someone tries to answer. Looks hilarious.

“Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.”

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“How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to call an electrician while the other starts making drinks.”

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Racist White Girl Joke

Some of the white girls’ jokes are really awful, but the others are quite funny! We have presented both variants – you can choose any, depending on your sense of humor. We hope it is not perverted.

“How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.”

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“How long does it take for a white woman to take a crap? 9 months.”

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Hilarious White Jokes

The whites can joke and their skin tones too, and they make it wonderfully! What can be better than a decisive self-irony!

“Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.”

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“Whenever I’m in work I’ll say “I hate white people” and walk out of the room and everyone will look at me like “What?” because all of us are white.”

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“What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.”

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Best White Jokes

We have tried to find the best white racist jokes ever, and we hope that we succeeded in that. To be honest, we even used these two sayings when having a walk with the friends, so be sure that the quality of the product that is on this page is the highest possible. Approved.

“How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can’t tell racist jokes.”

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“Why did the white man visit the moon? He heard that the Indian had land there.”

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Black People Jokes About White People

The black people often get offended because of the attitude to them in the society. Some of them react aggressively, but we are still the humans, and with the time everyone tries to use more intelligent methods to solve the conflicts. Humor is one of those methods.

“When a White guy is scared- he gets even whiter. Cold – he turns Blue. Angry – he turns Red. Stoned – Gray duh. Sick – He turns Green. When a Black guy is scared- He stays Black. Cold – he stays Black. Angry – He stays Black. Stoned – he stays Black. Black Man to White Man: and you calling us colored.”

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“Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.”

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Anti-White Jokes

There are anti-fans of everything in the world. However, to find out that there are anti-fans of the whites was the total surprise for us. Their thoughts and jokes are really chic, men, familiarize yourself with them immediately!

“What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.”

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“What is white at the top and black at the bottom? Society!”

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Caucasian Jokes

One can say that it is a bit difficult to find the Caucasian people in America, where the racist jokes are in blossom and on the peak of their popularity now, but we have found several of them. We mean, jokes, not Caucasians.

“How can you tell Mario is racist? He’s an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Caucasian, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!”

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“Why can’t Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don’t make a white!”

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Funny Racist Jokes Mexican

Mexicans also suffer from the racism, and they experience the ridicules from all the sides – black and white. One can suppose that the Mexicans are like the transition color in the palette, but they just different and just have to feel the same that the other colors do.

“There is a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who is driving? The cop.”

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“There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, “quick throw off anything we don’t need.” The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy threw off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.”

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Offensive White Jokes

Let’s bring some offensiveness and rudeness into this atmosphere of fucking tolerance! These puns for those who are finally tired of all that behavior of white people! Beware: these sayings are of the R rating. Take the children off the screen.

“What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.”

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“What’s the difference between white Jews and black Jews? Black jews sit at the back of the oven”

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You Re So White Jokes

It is always a pleasure to highlight the obvious things: but the whites sometimes feel down when hearing the jokes like these about their pale skin – we wonder, why…

“My dad is so white, during the riots he went out and bought a television.”

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“You’re so white you can do hoola hoop with a cheerio.”

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Racist Jokes White Person

These are the examples of really long anecdotes. We doubt that they will be suitable in the modern world, which has fallen in love with shortness. Well, you can lull the vigilance of your spectators and then run like Forrest! After saying the final phrase.

“A seventy-five-year-old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two-year-old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”. The nurse says: “She had twins.”. He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”. She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.””

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“A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch prick, 3 pounds left testicle, 3-pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”. The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks… “What’s wrong with you?”. In a weak voice, the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”. The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”. The small guy says, “Turner Brown!… Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!””

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Fat White Guy Jokes

Fat guy plus white people jokes – it is like a double shot. To be honest, it is a double kill of tolerance to the skin tones of people and how they look in everyday life! We just believe that it is also a double portion of the laugh, otherwise, our karma will go down the drain.

“She bit a black kid. Thought he was chocolate.”

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“That fat white guy used to think black people were just white people dipped in chocolate.”

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