White People Insults

  • What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA.
  • What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.
  • What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
  • What do you call a white person playing with gasoline? A fire cracker.
  • What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy? A contestant.
  • What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
  • A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.
  • How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.
  • What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.
  • What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
  • What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
  • You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia… I’d say we’re pretty lucky.

White People Insults