Very Inappropriate Jokes

  • How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.
  • What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
  • What’s better than a cold Bud? A warm bush.
  • What do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.<*/li>
  • What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? a $100 bill!
  • Why can’t Jesus eat m&m’s? Because he has holes in his hands.
  • What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
  • How is being in the military like getting a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
  • When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first Brownie.
  • What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off
  • What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
  • How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck on his cock!
  • How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
  • Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get eight twice!
  • What will it take to get a Beatles reunion? 2 Bullets
  • Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close his casket.
  • Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don’t have balls to scratch.
  • Why did Tigger look in the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
  • Why don’t little girls fart? They don’t get assholes til they’re married.
  • How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly? If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
  • What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone? Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.
  • How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles? Trust me.
  • What’s the best way to respond when a girls asks “what’s up”? “If I tell you, will you sit on it?”
  • Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my cock up your ass.

Very Inappropriate Jokes