Stupid Racist Jokes

  • What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions? He writes a letter.
  • What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”
  • What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
  • What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces.
  • Why did the white man visit the moon? He heard that the indians had land there.
  • What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
  • Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.
  • What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
  • Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
  • How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.
  • What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour.

Stupid Racist Jokes