Star Wars Jokes

If you are the true Star Wars fan, if you can’t imagine your life without princess Leia, Luke and R2D2, if you consider the franchise to be the greatest of all times, these jokes are for you! If you heard about some main characters, but have never watched any of the episodes, just make the things right, watch the movies and come back to us! The puns we collected for you will definitely make you stay on the light side. So don’t waste time, relax and enjoy the list of the best jokes about Ewoks, Jedi, Chewbacca, Jawas, and a lot of other beloved characters and races. Don’t get greedy – share them, tell the jokes to your best friends and loyal Star Wars fans!

If you can’t imagine your life without this cult franchise, you will like these bad puns. Even though they definitely aren’t sweet or kind, they will make you have a good laugh! Finally, dark humor is often better than any other!

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Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.
Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, “Have a dollar do you? A little short I am.”

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Two droids were talking.
One says to the other, “Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?”
And the other answers, “Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg.”

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Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
To find the hidden rebel bass.

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Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A: Because he has a green thumb.

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Even though Ewoks are not the most strange and epic race of Star Wars universe, these teddy bears remain the favorite characters of the films for many fans. They are as cute, as dangerous, being able even to throw Stormtroopers! No matter if you like them or hate them, you’ll like the jokes about Ewoks!

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Two Ewoks invited an Imperial Officer to lunch. Afterwards, one remarked to the other “Gotta love white meat.”

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What did the Ewok who first became aware of the Imperial presence on Endor say?
“The British are coming! The British are coming!”
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What’s the only thing in the galaxy no Imperial has ever seen?
A dead Ewok.

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What is four feet tall, has wide eyes, and only three fingers?
An Imperial guest of honor at the Ewoks’ celebration feast.

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Even at Christmas, Star Wars fans remain to be fans! Santa, reindeer and little elves are undoubtedly super-cute, but we should not forget about Darth Vader! Prove your loyalty to this epic story and entertain your friends and relatives with the best jokes!

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It’s Christmas Eve on the Death Star and Luke Skywalker is busy wrapping gifts and writing cards for all he mates on tatooine or where ever.
Darth Vader walks into his room and says:
“Luke, Luke, I have been down to the big Christmas Tree on Level 5 and can tell you that for Christmas you will receive a DVD, a new light saber, the Guns n Roses album and a stormtrroper calender”
“That’s amazing Darth…!” says Luke, amazed; “does the power of the force give you this insight?”
“No” replies Vader: “I felt your presents”

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What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader? A: Merry Sithmas.

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What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?
Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way…

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Even those who have never watched the episodes know who Chewbacca is! This huge and hairy character made his race really famous! No doubts, Wookies are the most distinctive race! Strong and flammable, but loyal, they are the perfect creatures to make fun of!

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Q: What do you call it when a wookie gets to play the guitar alone onstage? A: A Han Solo

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Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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Q:What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? A: Wookieeleaks

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Luke, I am your father! The character who said these words is the most recognizable and even beloved villain of all times. His pass was long, and his evolution is frightening, but still, despite our fear and respect, we can still have a good laugh at Darth Vader!

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As a Disney character what song would Vader sing? A: “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”.

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Q: What do you call potatoes that have turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots

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KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Vader.
Vader who?
Vader minute while I choke this guy.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
A: An ele-Vader.

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Oh, what can be better than classics? Knock-knock jokes never go out of style as well as Star Wars gags! Be sure that fans were more than creative when playing the words! Check the best puns we collected especially for you!

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KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Padme.
Padme who?
Padme down if you have to, but let me in!

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KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan who?
Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob.

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KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoooo!

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KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke

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If your friend is the true fan of the franchise, forget about standard super-cute greeting cards. Here the best congrats to him or her are! Feel free to use them to show your closest person how much his or her interests matter for you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, you were born!

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The force is strong in you, so fart outside if you’re gonna let rip!

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We almost forgot your birthday but your mum reminded us, she’s a true lightsaber.

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Not fond of question-answer jokes? The most epic franchise ever is not only the dramatic and adventurous story – its characters also have the sense of humor! Just check these funny quotes only the fans of the episodes will understand!

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Shut Him Up Or Shut Him Down. Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back

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R2-D2, You Know Better Than To Trust A Strange Computer! C-3PO, Empire Strikes Back

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Traveling Through Hyperspace Ain’t Like Dusting Crops, Farm Boy. Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back

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Jedi are commonly associated with wisdom, strength, loyalty, and honor. Come on, that makes the jokes about them even funnier! Masters are undoubtedly great characters, but they still have traits you can take a good laugh at!

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Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be

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Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

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Q: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
A: A yo-yoda

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Q: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.

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May the 4th is the special day for Star Wars lovers. It’s the interpretation of the phrase may the force be with you, and this means a lot! This date is celebrated all over the world, and fans can help making fun of that!

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Narrator: The Jedi celebrate Independence Day on Nabbo. Yoda: Beautiful day it is. Anakin Skywalker: It really is. Obi Wan Kenobi: There is only one thing I should say. Yoda and Anakin: What? Obi Wan Kenobi:”May the fourth be with you “.

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Comic Con should be on May the 4th.

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What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.

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Undoubtedly, it’s hard to say that the franchise has some dirty moments, but still, it has a lot of grown-up admirers, who can interpret the characters’ words in their own way. Here are some quotes that may seem naughty and funny, especially without the context.

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‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

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‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

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‘Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!’

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‘That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.’

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When celebrating the special day, the day of the most epic and loved series, the jokes about droids and stormtroopers are more topical than ever. Just check these gags out and feel free to share on Facebook or Twitter. Your friends will definitely like them!

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Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he’s always making new friends!

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Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A: The appetizer.

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Q: What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

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This franchise is as great for adults as for kids. Some of the puns are too dirty for little fans, but we collected some jokes that will make the child laugh and won’t damage his or her vision of the world.

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Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter

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Q: How do Ewoks contact each other when they’re apart?
A: Ewokie Talkies

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Q: What did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
A: He was making too many wookie mistakes.

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Q: What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A: I yam your father.

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R2d2 is probably the most famous robot in the world. Being a hero and a friend of the best characters, he became the most favorite character for a lot of franchise fans, including Ewan McGregor. But still, the fans create numerous jokes to make laugh at this iron cutie!

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Q: What do you need to reroute droids?
A: R2-Detour!

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Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrrr2-D2

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“Luke…did you know R2D2 used to work for me? …He asked to be paid under the table.”

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We collected some good jokes especially for Star Wars fans. There is a huge variety of topical puns, but we tried to gather the best ones. Just relax and enjoy funny gags about the film you adore!

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Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

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Q: And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab?
A: Because he’s always a little short.

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Q: How do you get down from a bantha?
A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.

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The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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The wiser of the wisest, the braver of the bravest, master Yoda is the most recognizable film character ever. His way of speaking, his height – all that makes him special and, of course, funny!

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Q: Why did Yoda cross the road? A: Because the chickens Forced him to.

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Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? A: Because he’s always a little short.

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Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test? A: Do well, you will do!

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Do you think that Star Wars is the serious adventurous franchise? Wrong! It can be really hilarious due to the efforts of fans who have a great instinct for comedy! Just enjoy the best puns about your favorite movie!

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Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

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Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon? A: The ship might crack up.

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It seems that it’s pretty hard to make fun of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mentor of Luke, strong and wise man. However, we still have his name! Great wordplay allowed creating the great puns we gathered for you!

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Q: Who tries to be a Jedi? A: Obi-Wannabe

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Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi? A: Obi-Juan Kenobi

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Q: What do Jedi use to view PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be

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Looking for some corny jokes about your beloved characters? Here they are! Only true fan of the episodes will get the puns! So, if you haven’t watched these films yet, drop everything you are doing and do it!

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Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he?
So fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “that’s no moon.”

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The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.
“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”

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The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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Lightsabers have already become the canonic attributes not only of Jedi, but also of the franchise itself. They are undoubtedly cool, but this fact definitely doesn’t deter the fans from creating the jokes about them!

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Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A: A Sith-Kabob!

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Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber? A: Obi Wan Baloney.

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Unless you’re a Jedi and it’s a lightsaber, nothing looks good hanging off your belt.

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Some people consider Star Wars fans to be nerdy, but this means they can make really clever jokes! Just check these puns out – some of them sound like the life slogans of franchise admirers!

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You can tell a lot about somebody based on what color lightsaber they choose.

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If at first you don’t succeed, get a lightsaber and try again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t like Star Wars, there’s something wrong with you.

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I threw a stormtrooper into the lake and he sunk like a clone.

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There are also some clean and nice jokes you can easily tell children as well as adults. Be sure that your friends will be grateful if you send them some on the social networks and make them smile today!

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Q: Why shouldn’t R2D2 be allowed in movies?
A: He says so many foul words they have to bleep everything he says!

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Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because they have patients (Jedi need patience).

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Q: What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
A: Use the fork Luke.

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These guys are the result of so-called evolution and hard training, being the most skilled and frightening soldiers of Empire. However, who said that the fans couldn’t make some jokes about them? Enjoy these ones and may the 4th be with you!

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Q: What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper? A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

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Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb? A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.

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Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down? A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.

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‘Uhhhhr Ahhhhr’ is everything we can hear from this character. However, he still remains to be the favorite characters for many franchise lovers being the symbol of Star Wars. It seems that people never stop making jokes about him, and that’s undoubtedly great!

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What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie.

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Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks

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Don’t like gluten-free wookiee treats….. they’re a little Chewy.

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Wanna some cheesy jokes? We have some for you! Just enjoy them and tell some to your friends. No one will be angry for making fun of the beloved characters if the puns are really funny!

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Q: Whats the internal temperature of a tauntaun? A: Lukewarm

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Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight
A: A Sithy.

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Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.

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Sometimes it seems that the films’ admirers have the boundless imagination! Just take a look at these name interpretations – they will definitely make you laugh. Who knows, maybe you’ll get some inspiration and become the author of the next funny pun?

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Q: What do you call a nervous Jedi? A: Panicking Skywalker.

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Q: Why is Han such a loner? A: Because he’s Solo.

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Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? A: “The”

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We like the franchise, we adore it, we pray for Star Wars, but all this does not mean we’ll stop making fun of them. Humor is just the other form of admiration that shows our love for all the awesome characters and their adventures!

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Q: What happens if Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A: Its a little on the DARK side.

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Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down? A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.

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Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties? A: A bow TIE.

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Q: What kind of car takes you to a Jedi? A: A ToYoda.

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Oh, those mysterious Jawas! No one knows how they look under their hoods, but we know a lot about their history and traits, and that’s enough to make some really funny jokes!

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Q: What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has? A: Baby Jawas.

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Two Jawas walk under a bar.

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Q: What’s a Jawa’s favorite pasta? A: Rotini!

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