Silly Jokes For Adults

  • What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? -A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
  • How do you get a nun pregnant? -Dress her up as an alter boy.
  • What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? -Halfway
  • What did the turkey say before it went in the oven? -Man, I’m stuffed.
  • What is the difference between erotic and kinky? -Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.
  • Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? -Ask your mother! Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
  • Why did God create orgasms? -So women can moan even when they’re happy
  • Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? -A blond electrician.
  • Why were the cranberries red? -They saw the turkey dressing.
  • What do you call a white guy with a huge dick? -Michael Jackson Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? A. Very satisfying.
  • What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’? -Her navel.
  • How is pubic hair like parsley? -You push it to the side before you start eating.
  • What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common? -They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
  • What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? -FUCKS FUNNY
  • Did you hear about the hitman who’s also a janitor at the aquarium? -He sweeps with the fishes! Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?
  • What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? -Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
  • Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? -He got tired
  • Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive? -It had 24 carrots.
  • Why did the turkey get arrested? -The police suspected him of fowl play.
  • What do you call a persian that smokes pot? -Harry Potter!
  • Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? -He doesn’t want anyone knowing he’s been fucking the chickens!

Silly Jokes For Adults