Racist White Person Joke

  • Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.
  • Why can’t white people play chess? Because they’ve been taught that all white pieces are kings.
  • What do you call a swarm of white individuals in Detroit torching the city? A hockey triumph.
  • Why don’t people tell white jokes? They want to keep their jobs.
  • What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.
  • What is the scariest thing about a white individual in jail? You know he did it.
  • What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? Both are stuck up cunts.
  • What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.
  • What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends? Mr Predisent
  • What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.
  • Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
  • Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.

Racist White Person Joke