Racist Jokes White Person

  • What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi.
  • What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”
  • What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.
  • What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy? A contestant.
  • What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.
  • What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm? A Pimp.
  • What do you call a swarm of white individuals at the University of Maryland torching the city? A Maryland title.
  • What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.
  • What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
  • How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
  • What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.

Racist Jokes White Person