Racist Jokes Against White People

  • What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.
  • The NBA What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching.
  • What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.
  • What do you call a white man in court? The legal advisor.
  • What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
  • What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.
  • What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions? He writes a letter.
  • Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
  • Why shouldn’t white people go swimming? Crackers get soggy when wet.
  • What do you call a white person when he’s mad? A cry baby
  • What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied.
  • Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.
  • How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they’ll have a nig*** do it!

Racist Jokes Against White People