Offensive White Jokes

  • What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
  • What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city? A Maryland championship.
  • What did the white guy do before his blood test? He studied.
  • Why did the white man visit the moon? He heard that the Indians had arrive there.
  • What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.
  • What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A casualty.
  • How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw.
  • How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw.
  • How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and paid for it.
  • How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
  • How do white guys satisfy their wives? They hire a pool boy.
  • Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men? On the ground unconscious.
  • What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.

Offensive White Jokes