Nigger Jokes

First of all, we should emphasize that we deeply respect all African Americans and consider slavery and race stereotypes to be the worst parts of human history. If honestly, it seems to us that we will burn in hell just for posting these offensive nigger jokes. Just imagine what will happen to people who made them! Nevertheless, demand generates supply, so we collected the most offensive and inappropriate jokes about the black people for you, our intolerant friends. We also can’t deny that though most of these gags are really horrible, the humor component is still preserved. We have to warn – there is a chance you will laugh at these puns even if you are the most tolerant person in the world. Don’t take them seriously and please, don’t hate us.

Nigger Jokes

We’d like to start our horrible list from the two most widespread nigger jokes, one of which is incredibly offensive because it’s related to slavery, and the second one stereotypical as hell because it’s about African Americans who are often considered to be criminals. Usually, we say something like ‘enjoy’, but in this case…it’s your choice, guys.

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Name five white parts of a nigger.
– The palm, the foot sole, the eyes, the teeth and the owner.

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What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
“Drop it nigger.”

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Good Nigger Jokes

We don’t know if the word ‘good’ is applicable to the offensive jokes, but still, these ones are at least not as cruel and dirty as the rest. Oh come on, why do we try to defend ourselves?  You are already on this page, right? So you are prepared for this, just go ahead!

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A nigger walks into the employment agency.
– I’m looking for work, can you help me?
– Yes, what would you say if I proposed doctor, accountant or lawyer?…
– You are not taking me seriously!
– No, but you are the one who started!

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What is the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe?
– It is a disaster if a ship with niggers sink.
– It is a catastrophe if they have learned how to swim.

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Nigger Mexican Jokes

What can be more offensive than the jokes discriminating and offending a particular race? Only the puns which discriminate two races! Enjoy these little stories about Mexicans and African Americans, and try not to take them seriously.

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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who’s driving?
A cop!

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Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.

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Most racist Nigger Jokes Ever

If you have already looked through the previous gags and now consider us and the authors of these jokes to be totally sick and horrible people, please, don’t jump to conclusions – here we have the most racist puns ever for you. And again, even though their sense is terrible, the humor component is still great.

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Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they’re good people.

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What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

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Hilarious Nigger Jokes

Well, these puns are as horrifying as hilarious. If you are the tolerant person, but you read these gags and laughed, just don’t tell anyone about this. If you do, there is a big chance that your reputation will be ruined forever.

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How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

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How many niggers does it take to walk a dog?
– None, the nigger is the one wearing the leash.

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Funny Nigger Jokes

Thank god these gags are at least not about slavery! There is no denying the fact that they are still inappropriate, as they are related to the most widespread stereotypes about African Americans, but they are quite funny, of course, if you like dark humor.

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What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

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What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

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Offensive Nigger Jokes

You should never, never tell these jokes to anyone. They are offensive and black as… well, you know. If honestly, we feel guilty even for posting them. If you usually take everything seriously, please, don’t continue reading. Everything will only grow worse.

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What’s black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.

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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too

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One Line Nigger Jokes

Do you think that you can’t offend anyone just by telling a one-liner? Well, we have some news for you. A few sentences below can be considered as an incitement to racial hatred, are extremely inappropriate and are able to aggrieve not only African Americans but also Catholic priests.

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What is the difference between a nigger and an onion? – You do not cry when you cut a nigger.

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What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit.

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Horrible Black Jokes

Guys, we warned you that it would grow worse. These jokes are really, really horrible, so you should read them only if you are mentally prepared for the shit like this. If honestly, they would be bad even if they were not racist.

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What’s the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Dirty Nigger Jokes

Unlike the most of previous gags, these ones are “below the waist”. No one can deny the fact that people always laugh at the dirty jokes they hear, but these ones are the explosive combination of humor about sex and racism, so get ready.

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A nigger says to his doctor: “Each time I have sex with a white girl my eyes hurt.”
– Yes, you are probably allergic to pepper spray.

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Why do niggers hate God?
– Everyone with pubic hair on the head does that.

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Worst Black Jokes

If you reached this category of puns, you must have the good nerves. Jokes like these are the worst, just believe us. You can continue reading but please, remember that they should never be told to anyone in your environment.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a nigger?
– You take your shoes of before stepping on a trampoline.

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What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
– A stick with shit!

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How to Hang a Nigger Joke

Do you think that jokes starting from the phrase “how to hang a nigger” are funny? Well, we have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that we found some gags for you, and the bad news is that you should definitely see your therapist as soon as possible.

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How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!

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What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.

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Obama Nigger Jokes

We are terribly sorry for saying that, but these two stories are hilarious. We also should emphasize that we deeply respect Mr. Obama, the ex-president of the US, and all African Americans. But the humor component in these jokes is more important than racial issues. Just try to ignore the offensive ‘n’ word.

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Obama, Al Sharpton, and Oprah are on a plane.
Obama said, “I could throw a 100 dollar bill out of this plane and make one person very happy…”
Sharpton said, “I could throw ten 100 dollar bills and make 10 people very happy…”
Oprah said “I could throw out a hundred, 100 dollar bills and make 100 people very happy…”
The Co-Pilot said, “I could throw out 3 niggers and make 100 million people very happy!”

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Bush and nigger Obama were flying over the bayous of Louisiana. Down in the water, a white guy was pulling a nigger on ski’s behind his boat.
Obama said, “Wow, it’s amazing how well white people and black people get along. It really goes to show how far America has come.”
Bush replied, “Apparently you have never been alligator hunting before.”

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Kkk Jokes

If there are a lot of jokes about Holocaust, why not to have a good laugh at KKK? Ku Klux Klan is not the greatest part of people’s history, but as the guys from South Park said, every tragedy has its expiration date, so try to ignore all moral issues and have some laughs.

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What have the Ku Klux Klan and anabolic steroids got in common?
They both make niggers run like fuck!

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What’s the Ku Klux Klan’s favorite football team?
Blackburn.

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Why doesn’t the Ku Klux Klan operate in New Orleans?
The niggers are too wet to burn.

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Black Racist Jokes

We can’t imagine any white racist jokes, and these black as hell gags just prove this. Moreover, even the fans of dark humor can consider them as incredibly cruel ones. However, if you got this far, you probably get used to this.

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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You don’t.

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Why can’t nigger women become nuns?
Because they can’t get used to saying ‘superior’ after ‘Mother’.

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Dead Nigger Jokes

If you laugh at these gags, don’t consider yourself to be a horrible person. Perceive yourself as the comedian, who cares about the humor components, not the politics, history, or the social and political aspects. But if you succeed, you still should tell anyone that you laughed at dead nigger jokes. There is a chance people won’t understand you.

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What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

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What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

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Really Mean Black Jokes

Can you remember something stupid and horrible, but at the same time funny? Come on, have you watched Movie 43? These really mean jokes are something like that. Even though everything told is really terrible it still makes you laugh hysterically.

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Why is a nigger white under his feet and under his palms?
– Because everyone has something good within them.

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A nigger stands next to dog poo, when a white man approaches him and asks: “Has your son melted?”

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What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

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New Nigger Jokes

We are terribly sorry, but we laughed hard after reading the first of the puns below. The other ones are crueler, but at least they are new. So if you are a big fan of the most offensive and inappropriate racist jokes tired of the old gags, maybe they will entertain you today.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
“I set WHO free?”

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How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

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What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

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Nigger Humor

If you are angry as hell just because the offensive and intolerant ‘n’ word can stand near the word ‘humor’, just stop for a while and think if there is something on Earth people don’t laugh at? Spoiler: the answer is no. So try to relax and take it all easy!

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Two niggers say to the man at the hot dog stance: “Two roasted please”
The man replies: “Yes, that part I understand. However, what do you want to eat?”

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What’s the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.

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Dumb Nigger Jokes

Well, these puns are not only black, inappropriate, and terribly racist – they are also dumb as fuck. But still, they can make you laugh. You know, this is the category of jokes that are funny precisely because they are stupid, so don’t jump to conclusions.

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What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

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Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump.

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Porch Monkey Jokes

Have you ever heard somebody calling African Americans the porch monkeys? If yes, just don’t talk to this person again. But the very fact that this name is incredibly bad shouldn’t deter you from reading the gags below.

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What’s the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.

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Why do porch monkeys drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.

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