Jokes About White People

  • Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
  • What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
  • What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
  • What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.
  • What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
  • How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.
  • What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.
  • What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city? A Maryland championship.
  • What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
  • People are like crayons. No one likes the white ones.
  • A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.
  • What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
  • Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.

Jokes About White People