Hilarious White Jokes

  • What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.
  • What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”
  • What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.
  • What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?” A contestant.
  • What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
  • What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces.
  • Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
  • What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers.
  • What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
  • What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions? He writes a letter.
  • Why are asprins white? Because they work!
  • What’s orange white and very beautiful? A white boy on fire.
  • What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA.

Hilarious White Jokes