Gay jokes

To laugh at gays is a slippery slope! However, this is better than a homophobic content. To a greater or lesser extent a freak show with the twist when foreigners and any “others” are inserted into a plot, is a great place for fantasy, as about these “others” the audience knows almost nothing, and everything unusual attracts of people. The same goes for jokes about light in the loafers.
Warning: we don’t have censorship. Jokes are… very different here. If you don’t like it, please leave the site.

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Awesome gay jokes

Someone will laugh and forget or say “Oh, it looks exactly like a friend of mine”, or even recognize himself in some aspects. To some, episodes seem insulting. In general, everything is very exaggerated, stereotyped, but if a gay has a sense of humor, then some jokes will clearly appreciate!

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“I could never fight a gay guy. I don’t know how to start. I’m gonna beat your ass… I mean I’m gonna f*ck you up… no, I mean I’m sticking my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up”.

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“The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch…”

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“Q: How can you tell if you’re in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.”

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Best anti gay jokes

If you find these types of jokes funny, they’ll think you’re insecure. We don’t insist on telling them, but anti gay jokes are meant to tickle us and make us smirk and giggle. Homophobic quizzes may seem like “no big deal” on the surface but their underlying message isn’t very damaging. If you’re a fan of humor, we’re pretty sure you’ll find these jokes not offensive at all – and pretty hilarious too.

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“Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.”

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“Q: Why can’t gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.”

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Best gay jokes ever

“Gay” jokes are not really gay, they are just jokes putting someone in an awkward position. Often these quizzes also outrage “the victim of the joke”, thereby enhancing the humorous effect.

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“Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.”

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“Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.”

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“The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.”

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“Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass.”

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Funniest gay jokes

Everyone likes to laugh at what has happened in the lives of others. Funny stories about gay men can cheer up at any time of the day. It is known that what was taken from life will be fun for more than a year. And laughter, as you know, prolongs life!

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“Little Johnny comes home one day and says, “Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!”
“What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?”
“No,” says Johnny. “It’s salty.””

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“So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday.
As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.
When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: “Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand.”
The gay man stood up.
The minister continued, “Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity.
And to show our appreciation, I’m going to let you select your three favorite hymns.”
“Okay,” the gay man replied, “I’ll take him, him and him!””.

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“I think my sons gay…I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn’t notice.”

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Funny homosexual jokes

Now such humor has gained popularity. Have you ever joked with friends about homosexual relations? It’s pretty funny! Jokes about incest with a grandfather, about an unforgettable night with a guy, about your friend’s beautiful and large penis. The main thing is that these are just jokes.

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“Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.”

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“A rockstar, a biker, and a cowboy walk into a bar… There’s no punchline, it’s just a fantasy of mine.”

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“4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggests to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says.”Stop all this nonsense. Let’s just flip the stool over.””

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Gay men jokes

Teasing and joking can be regarded as an overwhelming flirtation. This topic is quite trending nowadays. We are surprised and amazed at how many heterosexual men can talk about “bent theme”!

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“Son: Dad, what does ‘gay’ means?
Father: It means ‘to be happy’.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.”

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“Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn’t fart when you take out the meat.”

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“Religion is like homosexuality: I’m afraid to try it in case I like it.”

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Good gay jokes

Gays also like to laugh at themselves. Such jests have even become part of gay culture. Do you wanna get even more really funny jokes about bents? Read on our website!

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“Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.”

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“How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.”

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“I asked my girlfriend if we could try anal tonight, but she thought it would be too painful. How can wearing a strap-on be painful?”

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He is so gay jokes

There are two stages of funny gay jokes. The first stage is when you are traveling with a friend in the car and say: “Let’s turn into the yard and get a little pissed off.” No need to worry, but there is a second stage when he turns into a yard. Can these jokes lead you to the idea that your friend is gay?

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“He is so gay the only curves you look at are on road signs.”

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“Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.”

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“What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!”

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“He is so gay he doesn’t know “flaming” related to the fire.”

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Hilarious gay jokes

We want you to have a lot of fun, so we give you a better selection of amusing jokes.

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“Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They’re going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it.”

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“How do you know if a police officer is gay? The smell of his mustache.”

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“Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don’t have to tell your parents.”

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Homophobic jokes

We are against the belittling of gays in society, but we like such jokes. There is nothing forbidden in joking.

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“Anal intercourse is for assholes.”

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“Why are faggots so generous? Because they don’t know how to be tight arsed!”

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“Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!”

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I know you re gay because jokes

On the other hand, why do we joke about it when we sit with a friend? It is very funny. Especially when your friend reciprocates and complements a joke, well, or at least understands, or pretends to understand.

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“My friends say that I’m gay because I don’t like football. What a bunch of idiots. I’m gay because I like cock.”

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“I know you’re so gay you don’t care who Britney Spears is sleeping with.”

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More gay than jokes

He’s gayer than what? Have you heard funny expressions or phrases to describe someone who’s really really gay? Here’re some examples of being light in the loafers.

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“He’s gayer than 8 guys sleeping with 9 guys.”

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“They’re gayer than 2 Mormon missionaries.”

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“He’s gayer than a gay polygamist with 26 husbands.”

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New gay guy jokes

It’s not easy to be a newcomer in something, but being a newcomer gay is doubly hard (If you know what I mean).

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“My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say “Now son, this may hurt a bit”.”

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“I tried to be gay once. I sucked.”

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Offensive gay jokes

It’s very difficult to offend gays, it’s almost impossible. Let’s be honest, if they do this for the sake of fun, if cock in the ass is a good pastime for them, then why do they care? Anyway, it’s better to laugh than to hate. Yes, laughter is the best counter-attack to an evil joke.

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“Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.”

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“How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.”

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“Q: What’s the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today’s lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday’s dinner.”

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Queer jokes

Spicy gay jokes have been in use before, but recently they began to sound more and more often.

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“Anal sex is not prohibited by law; sex with children is. It’s that simple.”

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“What”s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, “Ride that sucker””.

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“Why do gay men fake orgasms? Because they will be in deep shit if they don’t!”

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You are so gay jokes

It’s worth noting that gay jokes are generally popular among straight guys, because it’s kind of absurd, not very close, and not at all about them, so it’s funny. And if it’s funny, why not to joke?

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“You’re so gay that, when the doctor asked you for a semen sample, you farted in the cup.”

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“Oh, you’re straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.”

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“You’re so gay that you can tell the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it.”

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Gay jokes images

Do not be offended, but not everyone understands the textual humor. Pictures are another thing! We have some funny pictures that you will definitely appreciate.

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Gay sex jokes

Locker-room jokes are not such a terrible crime by the standards of modern society. Do not feign like “I did not go to the site for this”. This is exactly what you’re looking for and you know it.

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“Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other: Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?”

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“Q: How do u call a gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus”

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“A gay guy goes to a doctor. During prostate exam he says “Hey doc your ring is kinda hurtin me, can you take it off?” and the Doctor says “I’m sorry, that’s not my ring that’s my watch””.

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Colbert gay joke

Stephen Colbert is known for his bold and pointed statements. For more than one month, President Trump has been the target of stinging jokes and ridicule by Stephen Colbert. And here is the joke that caused the indignation of many people:

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“The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”