Funny White People Insults

  • How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months.
  • Why don’t people tell white jokes? – They want to keep their jobs.
  • Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men? On the ground unconscious
  • What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi.
  • What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends? Mr Predisent.
  • What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
  • White people think T-shirts are underwear.
  • Why did the white guy go to the black guy’s yard sale? To get his stuff back.
  • What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
  • Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.
  • What do you call a white person when he’s mad? A cry baby.
  • What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.
  • Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.

Funny White People Insults