Funny White Man Jokes

  • What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.
  • What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers.
  • What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching.
  • What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
  • How do white guys satisfy their wives? They hire a pool boy.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.
  • What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck? A white lane marker.
  • You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia… I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
  • Why did the white man visit the moon? He heard that the indians had land there.
  • What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.
  • What do you call a swarm of white individuals in Alabama? A lynching.
  • What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
  • What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching.

Funny White Man Jokes