Funny Stupid Dirty Jokes

What about a piece of a dirty humor that can be quite unsafe? Well, if you prefer all those stupid yet funny jokes that can make everyone in the room laugh, you can take a risk!

There are dozens types of jokes, but the funny stupid dirty jokes do definitely stand out from the crowd. Dirty punchlines that can offend gays, women, Asians and Blacks? Damn, what can be better than this? These jokes are kinda stupid as we’ve said, but that’s not all: they can also offend literally everyone in the room, so be careful with them.

The list of the best funny stupid dirty jokes is here so choose any and tear the party up!

  • What’s another name for a vagina? The box a penis comes in.
  • How is a girlfriend like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you.
  • How do you start a parade in the ghetto? Roll a 40 down the street.
  • How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same? Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
  • What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off Girl: “Hey, what’s up?” Boy: “If I tell you, will you sit on it?”
  • Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong socks today.
  • Why did Jesus die a virgin? Every single “wound” he touched closed up.
  • Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que.
  • What did one broke hooker ask the other? Lend me $10 till I’m on my back again.
  • What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
  • What do a woman and a bar have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
  • When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
  • What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
  • What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
  • What do you call money that grows on trees? Marijuana
  • What is a crack head’s favorite song? I wanna rock!
  • Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the ‘p’ is silent
  • What is the leading cause in death with lesbians? Hairballs.
  • How is a woman like a road? Both have manholes.
  • What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming!
  • What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out.

Funny Stupid Dirty Jokes