Funny Dumb Dirty Jokes

  • What’s a porn star’s favorite drink? 7 Up in cider.
  • How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy.
  • What is the metric equivalent of 69? 1 ate 1.
  • What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
  • How are women like linoleum floors? If you lay ’em right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years or so.
  • What do you call a Muslim stripper? youseen memuff
  • How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
  • What is Superman’s greatest weakness? A bucking horse.
  • What do you call two fat people talking? A heavy discussion.
  • Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber
  • What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
  • What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
  • What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
  • When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he’s standing next you girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice.
  • How is life like a penis? Your girlfriend makes it hard.
  • What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? UCLA
  • What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
  • What did one broke hooker say to the other? Can you lend me ten bucks ‘til I’m on my back again?
  • Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!
  • Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done…

Funny Dumb Dirty Jokes