Funny 40Th Birthday Toasts

  • If you were 39 yesterday it must have been all the shipping and handling that set you over the edge. But since you’re officially 40, happy birthday.
  • Hey pal, remember when you were in your thirties and you talked about dreading turning forty? Of course you do, that was just yesterday. Well, at least you’ve got a ways to go before 50. Happy birthday and don’t cry. It’s not that bad.
  • On your 40th Birthday, may you honor the youthful quality that you possess of viewing life with enthusiasm and initiative!
  • The older I get the more I realize if you think about how old you are it only makes you feel older. So today don’t do too much thinking. Just be. Happy 40th…. Oops. I mean, happy birthday. That’s all.
  • Happy birthday! Even at 40, you look half your age. You should really bottle up and sell whatever you’re doing to stay so incredibly young-looking.
  • You can’t change the past but you can definitely control the future. So stop worrying about your twenties and thirties… and just focus on how you are going to rock your forties. Happy birthday!
  • Age matters little when you make every day shine a little brighter. That’s what you’re good at doing. Happy 40th birthday to the best person I know.
  • If life was a piece of cake we’d have no need to celebrate birthdays. So even though you’re forty I’m glad we can eat cake now and not feel guilty. Happy birthday.
  • I’m wishing that all of your dreams you were hoping for before you turned 40 will come true before you turn 50. “Better late than never,” right?
  • I may be 40, but I feel like a 20 year old when I wake up every morning. Unfortunately, there’s never one around.
  • Happy birthday, make your each day of your life meaningful and enjoying, take care.
  • I’m wishing you a warm and bright 40th birthday. I don’t think it could be any other way with that many candles on your cake.
  • When all you say starts with “when is was younger” you know you’re in the forties. Sorry, kiddo. Happy birthday.
  • 40 is a remarkable age! The way in which things take place are always fresh and without an end! May the surprises you discover always be pleasant!

Funny 40Th Birthday Toasts