Having a car is convenient. Having a car is supremely perfect. Unfortunately, everything demands the special service, and the most expensive automobiles should be “treated” even more carefully. Though it is supposed that the cars of the luxury segment are of high quality, they sometimes turn to be the real catastrophes. The Fords, being ones of the most popular vehicles, have the same lacks, what unleash an ironical reaction (as we can only laugh when it is getting worse) and dare a lot of lulz and jokes. Here are some of Ford ones.
Yep, there are the cases when you should make efforts to make your car work, but Fords are among the most troublesome things the car owners ever had! What can they do? Just push it and joke at the situation.
When there is no time and energy to crack long jokes (as you have push pushed your car to the top of the hill), but there is the highly sarcastic mood – just call to mind these abbreviation definitions.
If you are afraid of the fury of the Ford owners after your direct disses, play with words! Until the moment they realize that you tease them, you will be able to run far away.
The wave of Ford anti-fans becomes bigger and bigger every year. We should notice that this wave has pretty cool sarcastic jokes in the archives!
It is so cool to tease the Ford owners when you have a car of another brand, but be careful! The Ford fans have the perfect sense of humor. Otherwise, they did not buy the Fords.
There is no life without a battle – and this is between Dodge and Ford. These companies are too different to be compared, though people can turn into reality everything! In form of jokes, but still.
These are the two huge companies that are constantly comparing their products. Their fans do the same, however, Fords get much more attention and puns like these.
The Ford company has pretty much of experience: it was founded long ago. So long ago that someone supposes the Pithecanthropus could drive it – and the Fords haven’t changed since that time and will never change in future.
One can say that there exists the game – a person gives an abbreviation, and the others try to make as many funny meanings of it, as they can. To play with the FORD acronym is totally kicking off!
The car crashes can blow everyone’s mind, but the Ford owners certainly know that they can get a heart attack and get mad every second they drive their auto. At least, we think they can get.
Actually, we can make the two meanings of the word “gay” – but we decided to kill the two birds with one stone and picked both, mixing the pansy boys-drivers of the Fords and just lolable pics.
The funny sayings can be really stunning. Check out these ones – we suppose that they can be included in the Ford jests top list.
The line of pickups is also the subject of the jokes. Well, if laughing at the company, remember all the cars it makes! Especially the most popular ones.
There are the rumors that the Fords brake so frequently that there should be always a track behind them. We hope, it is not true, although the jokes try to prove the opposite.
Those, who say proudly that they hate Fords are definitely brave and bold persons. There are so many adorers of these cars that the pride and honor would melt away when escaping from an infuriated Ford-lovers’ crowd.
What can be better than the images with the minimalistic Ford sign and some ironic quotes? We suppose – nothing, so share it with you with pleasure.
The Ford owners usually joke at their cars by themselves, but save you the God if you think that you can laugh out loud at their beloved vehicles in their presence! Just keep in mind these disses and enjoy the silent ridicules.
Some creative minds could hit upon the idea to define the abbreviations the way they see. To be honest, it is really funny and inspires to think over the meanings of the acronyms we meet in ordinary life.
Making fun of Ford speed capabilities is always cheering up the process. Just imagine, how many jokes you will be able to say when driving your snail car!
Ford Mustang is a cult car in some degree, however, the jokes about this Ford company product became the classic also. We can joke at Mustangs forever, just like this auto will probably exist.
Only when we compare things, we can appraise them. We laughed out loud when saw these ford haters’ sayings. Feel the difference!
Well, the dirty disses can really touch the dirt. It is not a joke – the Fords cannot be sexy or arousal at all, as the anti-fans believe; but dirty – of course. Especially after a usual brake and shameful calling for the trucks.
It is a real surprise for us, why did the jokers choose an unhappy chicken to be the part of these puns, though we should say it perfectly highlights the dullness of the situations depicted.