Dirty White Jokes

  • Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
  • What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
  • What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
  • What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied.
  • How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw anything.
  • Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
  • What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
  • What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
  • What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
  • What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi.
  • You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia…I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
  • Why do white people own so many pets? Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
  • What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass? An ironing board with massage features.

Dirty White Jokes