Dirty Jokes For Her

  • Why are cowgirls bowlegged? Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
  • What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
  • How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
  • Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower? Slick her hair back she looks 15..
  • What do you call ball’s on your chin? A dick in your mouth!
  • What do you call a Spanish chick with no legs? Cuntswaylow
  • What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
  • What does a dumb slut say when you ask if she’s ever tried 69? “Thirty dudes is the most I can screw in one night.”
  • How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?”
  • What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion? a piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye!
  • Whats worse than getting fingered by Captain Hook? Getting raped by jack the ripper.
  • How do you get retards out of a tree? Wave to them!
  • How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler!
  • Why are most Guidos named Tony? When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
  • How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
  • What do you call a gangbanger behind bars? Anything you want.
  • What do you call two jalapeños getting it on? Fucking hot!
  • What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me!
  • What did the penis say to the vagina? Don’t make me cum in there.
  • What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. Boy: “Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long.” Girl: “Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won’t get it.”
  • What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

Dirty Jokes For Her