Dirty Cheesy Jokes

  • What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian….” The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”
  • What’s 6 inches long and starts with a p? ……….. a shit (think about it)
  • What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck.
  • How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
  • Why don’t black people go on cruises? They already fell for that trick once. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
  • Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didn’t have any arms.
  • Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle? Because his wife died!
  • What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? They both don’t work and always take your money.
  • How are gay people like mice? They both hate pussies.
  • What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
  • What do you call 2 jalepenos haveing sex? Fucking hot!
  • What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
  • Why do walruses love a tupperware party? They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.
  • If a dove is the “bird of peace” then what’s the bird of “true love”? The swallow.
  • What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans in? A white girl’s bottom
  • What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Piccassole
  • What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date? She’s got small tits.
  • What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.
  • Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
  • How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.
  • What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger

Dirty Cheesy Jokes