Corny Inappropriate Jokes

  • What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
  • Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.
  • What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip.
  • What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
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  • A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
  • What do priests and McDonald’s have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
  • Why did the Mafia cross the road? Forget about it.
  • What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.
  • What does a slut say when her daughter asks how to spell “penis”? “I wish you’d asked me last night, when it was on the tip of my tongue.”
  • Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
  • Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
  • What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.
  • Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
  • Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming.
  • Did you hear about the celebrity murderer? He was shooting for the stars.
  • What do you do when your cat’s dead? Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.
  • Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his work.
  • How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.
  • What’s the difference between a redneck and poor white trash? a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.

Corny Inappropriate Jokes