Cheesy Science Jokes

  • There are 10 sorts of people in the world: those that understand binary numbers and those that don’t.
  • The tachyon orders a beer. A tachyon walks into a bar.
  • When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, “O MG!“
  • What’s the difference between USA and USB?One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data. The other is a hardware standard.
  • Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!
  • A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, “for you, no charge!“
  • Schredinger’s cat walks into a bar… and doesn’t.
  • Higgs Boson walks into a church and says “you can’t have mass without me!“
  • In other news, DNA helicase was arrested this morning for unzipping his genes in public.
  • I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.
  • Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out! We don’t serve any noble gases in this bar.“ Helium doesn’t react.
  • *cheesy pick-up line voice* “Call me DNA Helicase… Because I can’t wait to unzip your genes.“
  • I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can’t put it down.
  • why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!
  • A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out! We don’t serve any neutrinos in this bar.“ The neutrino says, “Don’t mind me; I’m just passing through.“
  • Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive.
  • Why are molecular biologists fashionable? They wear designer genes.
  • A Higgs boson walks into a [Catholic] church and the priest says “thank god you made it, we cant have mass without you.“
  • Why Did the Chicken Cross the Mebius Strip? To get to the other side.
  • A blowfly goes into a bar and asks: “Is that stool taken?“
  • How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Cheesy Science Jokes