Best Perverted Jokes

  • What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin.
  • What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
  • What do you call a girl with no feet? Peggy
  • What’s the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
  • What should you do if you come across an elephant? Apologize and wipe it off.
  • How do you keep a French person from crashing your party? Put a sign up that says “no nudity”
  • Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
  • What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.
  • How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!
  • What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
  • How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
  • What did one of the prostitute’s knees say to the other? How come we spend so little time together?
  • How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
  • What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
  • How can you tell that you have Africanized bees? The honey tastes like malt liquor.
  • What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check? Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
  • What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
  • What do doctors prescribe for a sore asshole? Bengay. (“Been gay.”)
  • What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off.
  • What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns

Best Perverted Jokes