Adult Humor Jokes

  • Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? -Cuz they were told that Dominoes was always getting played!
  • What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? -Bubble Gum.
  • What do you call a Chinese rapist? -Rai Ping Yu
  • Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? -Because he was out-standing in his field.
  • Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? -You can drop them off anywhere.
  • Why do men get their great ideas in bed? -Because their plugged into a genius!
  • Do you know what the square root of 69 is? -Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my cock up your ass.
  • What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? -Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
  • How does a woman scare a gynecologist? -By becoming a ventriloquist!
  • Why is sperm white and piss yellow? -So you know if you’re cumming or going
  • What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? -By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
  • What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? -Art
  • What is the square root of 69? -Ate something
  • What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? -“I’ll see you next month.”
  • Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? -You can unscrew a light bulb.
  • What do u call hooker that likes in in her ass? -a crack whore
  • What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? -Seizure Salad
  • How do you circumcise a hillbilly? -Kick his sister in the jaw.
  • Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? – Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. -Perverted is when you use the whole chicken…
  • What has two wings and a halo? -A Chinese telephone…. “Wing wing alo?”

Adult Humor Jokes