40Th Birthday Humor Quotes

  • Happy birthday! At 40, your body may not always do what you want it to do but your mind is as sharp as ever. That’s why you should only exercise your mind, not your body.
  • They say the real secret to staying young is to just lie about your age. So how old are you really? I guess we’ll never know- anyway, happy 40th (airquotes) birthday.
  • Happy 40th Birthday! The new era you have entered is noteworthy! There is a large number of things that you have yet to observe, encounter, and undergo! May all that you gain from this be welcome and usher great happiness into your world!
  • Having to blow out 40 candles on your birthday this year? I guess then we’ll know whether you truly are a windbag.
  • Hope you have a great birthday. You’re not 40. You’re 39 plus shipping and handling.
  • 40 is the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!
  • You are strong like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and equally exciting! Happy 40th Birthday!
  • It has taken 40 years for you to mature to the point you are now. You have been aged to perfection. Happy Birthday!
  • Say goodbye, adieu, adios, arrivederci, cheerio, sayonara, au revoir, so long to your 30s. May they rest in peace! Say hello, howdy, bonjour, buenos dias, what’s up to 40! Long live the 40s.
  • Happy 40th Birthday! Now is the time to look at the list you have made of places you want to travel and go! There is much at the forefront of your existence!
  • Holy crap! You’re how old? No way- you don’t look a day over thirty one. Happy birthday to a girl that still blows the guys out of the water. Have a stellar 40th!
  • 40 is not over the hill. It’s not even the top of the hill. It’s actually all uphill from here. If you don’t believe me, try running up an actual hill.

40Th Birthday Humor Quotes